“Support the market.”
He found the underside.
↑THE INTERNET’S MOST LITERAL EMPLOYEE
The market needed support.
He brought a forklift.



Give the market a little support.
02 / THE JOB DESCRIPTION
He saw a job opening.
Someone said the market needed support. CATE put on a hardhat, climbed into a forklift and asked where to put the forks.
No thesis. No forecast. Just a cat who takes everything literally—and a warehouse full of things that probably shouldn’t be lifted.
He found the underside.
↑The stereo is now on a pallet.
↗Facilities would like a word.
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03 / SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE
The shift is going exactly
as well as you’d expect.

Lunch has been downsized.

Heavy equipment. Light roast.

He understands this asset.

Operating on cat time.

04 / EMPLOYEE RECORD
Market support has a new face.
It has whiskers.

The contract and community account will appear here when announced.
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